captian sciatica's wild adventures

I found a co-workers lj and she had a fun test on it

You are The Star

Hope, expectation, Bright promises.

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I don't know sounds mysterious :)

So I was browsing this morning and I came across one of my favorite shows, MXC. GOD!!! I miss this show, it almost makes me want to get cable... almost. I thought I would spread the joy, here is a clip from MXC.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sGX3JlNmVac

I have to go to work now, bye.

So if you all remember the last short video I made, Blue boy, you might have the reflex to cringe when I say... I'VE MADE ANOTHER. Except I had some help from Adam and his cute Nephew Skylar. I warn you those of you afraid of mustaches should not view this video, there are a lot of them. Anyway enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8zHf_E16SY

I also have to say that unfortunately (or maybe it was a good thing)a student at the school I work at saw this online, I think all the respect I tried to build up is lost.
oh well.

You know I was having a pretty crummy day... until Adam and I saw this!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aM94aorYVS4&NR

There's nothing like watching a cute older man blend things.

here are some halloween pictures form that kick ass party at emma's. I will include comments to let you know what the fudge was going on... I don't really remember either (I got very sick after this one.)


so I put this one out of order. This is at Emma's house. LOOK VERY CLOSE!!! Adam is drinking!!!I have proof.P.S. he was a Sky Scraper... soooo cute.


Here is Matt and Grace, At Grace's house (the before dinner party). Grace was a construction site and Matt was From Life a aquatic.


This Todd, one of sean's friends. He was that guy from that movie... that talked to a soup can and humped fridges... and so he humped grace's fridge.


And here I am all dolled up as a dead, zombie old lady.


Here is Emma and her brother joe. This is at their apartment, where the really party began.


this guy was awesome!!! and cute (not as cute as my sky scraper... but ok) He was a corporate Viking... He made his own MEAD!!! it got me very drunk. here he is swig'n it down

I can't do any more.. but let's say TO BE CONTINUED

So When Grace, Adam and I went up to Putney for Harvest fest we saw an old friend Ian sted... I really miss him, it was so awesome to talk to him. Yet, even more exciting is the fact that he gave us information about JESSE!!! This was another "lunch table friend" the last time I saw him was like, 2 years ago at his WEDDING!!! I really miss this quiet, friendly, giant. So Tonight I tried to search for his web site, and low and behold I found it. However, I am a chicken, I want to e-mail him and say... I MISS YOU BUNCHES!!!! please come have a BBQ and be my friend forever!!! but since I haven't talked to him in awhile, I fear he'll get annoyed or fearful of me. what should I do, (even though I know you'll tell me to e-mail him) .

one of the things i found in search of Jesse's website... I think it is a true likeness



P.S. Grace this is for you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kA5gEKVCgh8&mode=related&search=

Well, what I have been doing is working my butt off!!! I only have one day off (sunday) and it is a day saved for resting my rear. I really don't like it, but I shouldn't complain because the last time I was whining about jobs I was trying to find one. So "it's alright". I did do something somewhat exciting, when I got half day from the Hilltown school (didn't have to do Afterschool, thank you lord!!!!) I made a really bad video. I am not kidding, it is really bad!!!I was just messing around with final-cut and didn't feel like looking at all my raw footage to try to edit something together, I found a sound bite from the scissor sisters (that grace gave me on a mix) and with beavers and chicken nickers on the mind I made a pretty scary short film. I laughed and in the end that's all that matters. anywho here it is ....
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=blueboybeaver&search=Search

p.s Pending I can't wait for you to come visit me, all I need is the day you arrive. Plus, let me know if you need any transportation help, or anything. ok I can't wait. We need to booze it up and watch inuasha.

So I am finally doing it I am dedicating a post to my love David Attenborough. I have always loved this man, a constant presence on NOVA or any nature series, he is the voice of BBC documentaries. every time I see this man I want to cry with utter joy. I really believe I will soon make him my god to worship (now in the good book of Jenny Penny, a reading from David Attenborough, "and he saw the small simians in the trees and saw that they were good, and that they also had very tight nit social groups formed through intricate social hierarchy. He saw this was pleasing as well.) I think we all need a nature guru host to worship. Some morn their later guru, the crok hunter, some like jack hanna, but I think they all pale to the earliest and still best... David Attenborough. Not only does he help write and research the documentaries he's in he host's or voice overs all of them. I love the ones where he is physically present. when he talks he jumps and shifts in an excited british manner. Still stiff but with fervent and violent motions. I love this man and i think we all need to sit back and enjoy the wonder that is David Attenborough.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-9rgG5-35k

here is a link to david at his best, the mating ritual of slugs. watch the violent movements of his head and body as he speaks... Brilliant.

these are some pictures of my hero, I think they say everything.

So to make a long story short today I was walking by myself in Northampton. Adam and I had gone to a mason jennings concert at pearl st. I had gotten really bad stomach cramps, from no dinner. i told him that I was just going to pop out to CVS and get some crackers. As I was walking past pleasant st. videos a man and his two unleashed rotweilers were walking past me. As I went by one of the dogs turned to me and started to growl. He then lunged at me biting and snarling, I ran into the rd to get away, I had to scream "help me" just to get the owner to call his dogs. Each dog must of been over 100 pounds. A really nice young guy pulled me out of the road and asked me if I was ok, I said yes and the fled. I was so shaken I just paced in side CVS awhile to get a hold of myself. Luckily that night a really nice girl was working there and she comforted me while i told her what had happened. When I got back to Adam, we decided to go to the northampton police to report it. I've never had to do something like that. I'm just glad it was me and not a small child. I really believe if i hadn't run the dog would of mauled me.



instead of the ball imagine my leg

So yeah I think i'm enjoying being under employed a little too much. there is so much I can do when I'm not working in jewelry slave labor shops. I really should be finding a 3rd job, but I can't bring myself to it... I know when my money starts running low I'll probably freak out alittle more. HEY, but lets face it this town sucks!!! I spent 3 months trying to get slave jewelry job, a babysitting job, and just recently the scraps from the eric carle museum. I really don't want to try anymore, the process sucks donkey and to tell you the truth I'm ready to go join the guy with the red sparkly cape and the bucket he uses as a drum on the amherst streets and try to get some money out of that. I can accompany him with underwear on my head while I bang a garden hoe against the ground.
I will repeat from my other entry...
AMHERST IS NOT MAKING ME B I T T E R !!!!!!!


I did a drawing to show what it would be like

This will be short. So as quickly as I can lose a job I can get one too. well actually, I was trying to get it for 2 months while I had the jewelry slave job. So I just wanted you guys to know I got the Eric Carle Museum job. I GET TO READ AT STORY TIME!!!! yet, I need another job so that I don't have to live on bread. Ok NIght Night


HUHZAH!!!

yeah so I was laid-off yesterday, or at least I think that's what happened, I'm still not sure. I mean I don't think I was fired, because he said I worked hard. He had to let me go because I was "too much of a business cost". Except I thought that kind of stuff happened at huge heartless corp., you know the news footage of hundreds of pencil pushers wondering out side of a glass tower with desk boxes in hand. OR EVEN, steal factories, where you see mechanics and foundry men, with no teeth shouting at the camera, "Now, What The Hell Am I Gon'a Do now." Except, there I was in a gutted out apartment, made into jewelry holding center, with 3 other women, and my boss laid me off!!! Don't worry I think I was less sad when he told me and more surprised and confused (and in all truth, relieved)I mean, Wow A BA in Art history and film and I get to have the pleasure of working as a jewelry packer... wow. Actually the funny thing is my boss started to cry a little, I was the first person he ever had to do "this" to. Wow, I fell honored. I do feel a little used because after a month of being yelled at and made to feel stupid, he gets to have the pleasure of kicking me out on my ass. WHY THE HELL DID HE HIGHER ME!!! I just think he doesn't plan, even this I think is bad planing. I bet in a month I'll be hearing back from them, "oh wait, wow actually I do need you, oops. Then i can't wait to say "you can take your badly made jewelry and shove it up your own BOX!!!!"
I'm not bitter.

So here it is, the dreaded wedding has come and past. I must say it was one of those weddings where you feel like you've been in a really bad movie trying to make fun of really extravagant weddings. Sorry, to those of you who don't know, I recently went to (now stay with me) my Boyfriends, cousin's (on his mom's side) wedding. The unintentional theme of the wedding was big, religious, italian wedding ( I kid you not, they gave everyone a sound track of the wedding as we left, the entire cd was Frank Sanatra and Herry Connick Jr). Now, the funny thing is Adam's mom's side is all Jewish, so it was actually quit funny to see one side of the church shifting uncomfortably while a big jowled man in a green robe sang lyrics like "may Jesus save our wretched souls" while being accompanied by an organ that sounded like the instrument used to make the sound track to the first final fantasy game. All in all I think i had fun, even though I swear, the grooms great uncle is the mob. I think he was in co-hoots with the piano/mc/dj, who looked like he went to the mattresses a couple of times, yet who played total ecipse of the heart 3 times during the night. I'll put up photos and a cartoon drawing of the experience.


so here are some of my favorite photos. P.S we have none of the actual weddin gonly the reception, but it should give you an idea of how fancy this was.


This is the Bride and dad traditonal dance


This is the back of the bride


This is my favorite this is the photo where the lesbian photographer is covering my face, I was dancing with Adam's dad.


This is our waiter... who looked like he was 15 (he was serving us copious amounts of booze).


this is a photo of part (PART!!!!) of the reception hall.

There is nothing like sitting at home on a rainy sunday afternoon and watching David Attenborough globe trotting and bothering small mammals. For this I have Netflix to thank. Netflix is a wonder of God. Yes God himself looked down upon this merciless world and said how may I help my children, whom I have made in my image... and thus He gave us Netflix. Now, as you can see I am a great and faithful lover of netflix, yet there is something lost in the quality of movie finding in this wonderful tool. For instance, When one would go to the movie rental store they knew that they had to find the perfect movie that would fit their needs for that moment, and gosh-darn it it better be good for $3.50. I could spend hours waffling back and forth on which movie to watch, " Yes I know that Copte just came out and there happens to be one copy left, but Madea's family reunion is calling out to me!!!". It was an adventure that would make your heart raise and droplets of sweat appear on your forehead. The problem with netflix is the romance and the chase has come out of it, which brings me to the problem of trying to find the perfect episode of MST3K on netflix. You pick one out of the millions they have, thinking oh yes Secret agent super dragon (REAL NAME OF A MOVIE) will be great! only to wait 4 days with the notion of "oh boy this will be the best episode ever!!!" only to watch a movie that made you want to pull out your eyes (that is one of the hazzords of being a MST3K fan, sometimes the movies are really ,really, painfully bad). Anyway I had one of those tonight. Hopefully it won't happen again I did extensive research (A.K.A IMDB.com) and I think I found some new and exciting MST3K that will rival Torgo's giant knees and theme music.

-plus here is a comic I made in college.

Where did WI come from, wait is it a play on how prude I was being, well then yes let me be from WI. I think this is a hard concept for people who have been comfortable with thier bodies their whole life, it's a gift and I did not get it. It does not help that I am 1 part British and 1 part puritan MASSHOLE (plus the years of being well over 200 pounds either) it's a state of mind that one grows up with and when presented with the chance to be naked the idea of being comfortable doesn't come happily bouncing along. Plus I thought how I acted was funny and I thought it was a funny story, I'm sorry if it scared people. But you guys are right when something like that happens, I should just go with the flow, and enjoy the man boobies and othe rsuch parts...like elbows, man there were some sexy elbows there friday night.

well let me tell a joke-

a man walked into a doctors office wrapped in seran wrap, and the doctor says "I can clearly see your nuts."

I heard that last night at a bon-fire party in WI. :)

ok so last night I went to easthaven hot tubs and after having a lot of wine (and I must have to do what I did), I got naked in a hot tub. Everyone else was naked too (except for my lovely Adam whom, stayed in his dorky old man shorts, man I love that boy). It happened like this, I had a lot of wine, was feeling great, all 7 of us got in the hot tub, and before I knew it I was naked throwing my swimsuit off to the side, very far off to the side... very very far. I felt good, and then the wine wore off and then I felt naked... very naked. I spent the entire time with my chin to the water, while there was a not only a doughnut hole fest, but a sausage one as well going on around me. I'm ok with naked, but I at least wanted someone else there who had a weird awkward body as well, no who am I kidding I want a grotesque human experiment (I’m talking 3 arms, one of which is shriveled. Uncomfortably fat on one side of it’s body with a lazy eye) sitting naked next to me, to make me look at least a little decent or attractive. The lesson of the day kids is, it’s a good idea to know your limit of alcohol before you make sick on your grandma’s couch, but it’s even better to know your limit so that you don’t end up naked in a hot tub with 6 extremely attractive people…. Hey wait a minute.

It seems every time I want to communicate with my friends or even have the remote chance of keeping in touch I have to form a new way of doing so on the internet. I know Live journal isn’t new it’s just that recently I’ve had to use it to stay in touch with a very dear friend. I’m really only doing this for her (that’s right Pending, you know who you are), other wise I find that live journal is actually the anti-Christ of communication tools for me! First I’m impatient, so I would hardly have the patience or brain capacity to sit and read peoples “thingies”. Second, I’m extremely selfish. I not only would skim half heartedly through other peoples postings, but fervently expect them to pay close attention to every word, joke, scribble I put on my page. (to lead back to my first point, I’ve already become detached and bored, just now I spent a good 3 minutes staring off into space with my mouth open and eyes glazed over). Third, final and most important reason is how bad of a writer I actually am. Live journal is a tool for the literate. If you were to compare me to most people who have a live journal account I am a dyslexic, ADD, monkey smashing my fists into the keyboard fervently while staring into a mirror thinking the image was another monkey, thus frightening and angering my small mind. What I’m trying to say is, I bet you have already found 10 grammar mistakes in this posting with at least a run-on sentence here and there. Lucky for me I could give a rat’s ass. I’m just saying let the bookish, sheik, dorks have their word fellatio on live journal and let the mindless zombie friends use outdated tel-I-fones and EMAILL to say hello, and then let us get back to our ritual of watching “I Love Lucy” late on Nick-at-night.
(ok, Pending you win, that was fun. See you next posting. (Miss you bunches)).


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